quite like what i found in you
there's no drug around

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

naturee-feels:

50 shades of I Need A Fatter Ass.

hotboyproblems:

when you think about it kim kardashian really is like us

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i’d do the same thing if i didn’t have my laptop for two days

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wait it doesn’t end there

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“Cigarettes look so harmless but then again so did you”
— 10 word story (via sassyfag)

mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle